Bank Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on
March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the security system got underway
immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two
large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to
see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside
they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded
on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."


The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all
safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a
diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes
contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving
with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full
stomach. The newspaper headline read:


IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
MORNING...